Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Dear Guy on the Stairmaster Next To Me,
I cannot even begin to comprehend why you thought it would be okay for you to tell me to "slow down" on my machine. I thought it was pretty annoying that you spent half of your workout stairing at MY monitor to see what level I was on. But I still minded my own business. But you couldn't just stop at that. You had to actually stop me during my workout to tell me to slow down. Wow. What could possibly make you think it would be okay to do that? Were you trying to be helpful? You have no idea what my workout is about. Look Vache, if you want to go at a snail's pace and stay fat, that's fine. Just don't drag others down with you.
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2 comments:
vache... I love it!
I'm seriously laughing out loud over this. You need to keep this up and we should chat. I work at a talent agency and def see potential in a book.
And hi! My parents just reminded me that u were my 6th grade dance party DJ..woot woot
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