Dear Bob H.,

Watching you yell at fat people run in the sand on The Biggest Loser is motivating me to wake up early and go to the gym. I LOVE that you teach spin class at my gym on Saturday mornings. At first I was really excited to have a class that was so amazing. Then, when I saw you on Oprah--I was sure it was LOVE. But I wish that you would talk to me for longer when I stalk you after class to tell you how amazing I think you are and ask you about carbs. Anyway, I miss you and I'll see you this Saturday. Maybe I'll ask you to be my personal trainer. Something to think about. But I don't like being yelled at. I'm pretty sure that would make me cry and eat chocolate. In that order.