Dear Sensitive People,

Everything I say is not meant to be taken literally and/or as an attack on you. I am actually just kidding. By the way, have we met? Just wondering. Because I've been sarcastic for as long as I can remember, and certainly as long as you've known me. So quit taking my facebook comments, emails, texts, blackberry messages, IMs and comments in person and over the phone so seriously! Thanks for stopping by.