Dear Ken at Crunch,

What's that? Oh my "butt looks good" and I "shouldn't lose any more weight"? Thanks for announcing that to me again today. Yeah. You already stopped me on the stairwell two weeks ago to tell me the same thing. Remember? You told me that you were watching me during my entire workout and even could see my butt in the reflection of the window when I was doing leg presses. Not awkward at all. So I really appreciate the fact that again today you thought it was appropriate to stop me in front of your friend and tell me the same thing. Maybe it would even be flattering if you weren't fifty and didn't have a fake tan and bleached blonde hair. Maybe also if you weren't wearing that 80s neon tank top with the low scoop neck and spandex black shorts. Maybe. But doubtful.