Dear Yogurtland Newcomers,

Um...excuse me? I would like to get some yogurt please. Who ARE all you people? It is 9pm on a Sunday and I want to get my usual amazing yogurtness on & you are RUINING it! Why is there a line outside the door and where did you all come from? Shouldn't you be at the inferior Pinkberry or something? I don't like this one bit. Looks like tonight is going to have to be a Private Selection Cookies & Cream night. Jerks.