Dear Cougars,

I have heard about your kind before, but I did not really understand what people meant when they would say "cougar" until I saw it with my own eyes. Is it written somewhere that single women over forty who go out to bars to pick up younger men must wear leopard print and tease their hair? Also, do you have to get so drunk so that when you end up "jokingly" humping the guy on the bar you can blame it on being hammered? Oh, and please don't hug me.