Dear Creator of the most terrible movie ever,

Although I can't take back the 98 wasted minutes of my life spent watching your terrible film, I can tell you how bad it actually was. I know that I didn't just hate your movie because I don't like horror films and I can't watch Bones after 10pm. But because it was truly bad. Even the guy behind me, who seemingly likes your genre, called it "garbage." I should have known, when we were buying our tickets, that this movie was going to be bad. The guy behind us was wearing a white lab coat and seemed quite anxious to get in. Me, being the normal human being that I am, thought he was a doctor, coming from a long day of work. When we asked him if he was going to see the movie, he snickered and said "what gave it away?" and then rolled his eyes. I asked, "the lab coat?" And he snickered again and rolled his eyes and said "yes!" OF COURSE his lab coat! How could I not get it? I wanted to say, why the f would I know that you wearing a white lab coat would give away the fact that you are going to see a particular movie? but instead, I just asked "why?" and he said "you haven't seen it before?" and i responded, "no. That's why we are in line. To go see it." I mean, how many people buying tickets to a movie have already seen the movie? I should have known right then. I should have also known when they microwaved my friend's hot dog that this was going to be bad. But, I am an open-minded person and I wanted to be nice since this was my friend's idea. We walked in at this part:
http://www.repo-opera.com/flash_home.html
My first instinct was to RUN. Oh my god. This is a joke. Wait, but maybe it will be good. Maybe it will have some redeeming qualities. Oh. Interesting. The first character is singing the introduction. He's got a good voice. Maybe this will be good. Oh. The second character is also singing, not such a good voice. Oh, great--people's heads are getting cut off and their organs are being torn out and people are singing about it. Meanwhile, the audience is laughing. At this point, ALL the characters are singing. Oh, I see. This is a musical. This is a horror movie musical. Oh, and to top it off, there is Paris Hilton. Just when I thought it couldn't get any better,, Paris Hilton is in it. So, yeah--creator of Repo Opera--why don't you just stick to playing Dungeons and Dragons on your computer. We could really do without your "creative" expression.